funny things to put in your bio
Professional third-wheel and meme enthusiast. ðšðžð
Living life one pizza slice at a time. ðð
I put the "elusive" in "selfie." ðļðĪģ
Making people question my sanity on a daily basis. ðĪŠð
In a committed relationship with WiFi and sarcasm. ðŧð
Professional procrastinator at your service. ðïļð
Life's too short for boring bios. Here's a pun instead. ðð
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. ðĢïļðĪ·ââïļ
Just a girl trying to make her dog proud. ðķâĪïļ
I believe in emojis, kindness, and ice cream for breakfast. ðĶðĨ
Taking naps is my cardio. ðĪðŠ
Eating my way through life one snack at a time. ðð
Singing in the shower like it's my sold-out concert. ðŋðĪ
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now. ð ð
Making people smile from ear to ear... with dad jokes. ð§ðĪĢ
Just a cupcake looking for her stud muffin. ð§ð°
I may not be a Victoria's Secret model, but I could pick one up and squish her. ðĪð
Future ghost hunter and expert at eating without getting caught. ðŧðī
Mentally on a beach. Physically in bed. ðïļð
Serial plant killer trying to turn over a new leaf. ðąð
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away. Or maybe not. ðĪģðĨ
Professional over-thinker and snack enthusiast. ðĪð
Eternal optimist with a permanent craving for tacos. ðŪð
Living in a world of filters, puns, and coffee. âïļð
Trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. ðūâĪïļ
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ð§ ðĪŠ
Eating my feelings, one snack at a time. ðð
Creating awkward situations in public since [birth year]. ððĪĢ
Just a girl trying to make her dog proud. ðķâĪïļ
Feeling more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. ðĶð
If I was a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber. ðĨð
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome. ðð
Procrastination is my middle name, but I'm too lazy to write it out. ð
Living my life like I stole it. And by "it," I mean the last slice of pizza. ðð
Professional snack critic and Netflix binger. ðŋðš
I put the "elusive" in "selfie." ðļðĪģ
When nothing goes right, go left. ⎠ïļð
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ðð
On a mission to pet all the dogs and eat all the snacks. ðķð
My life is basically a series of awkward moments and bad decisions. ðð
Sarcasm is my love language. Well, that and chocolate. ðŦð
Just a girl trying to make the world a better place through laughter. ððĪĢ
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. ðĪð
Living the dream... until my alarm clock rings. â°ðĪ
I like long walks to the fridge and lengthy naps. ððĪ
I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity. ðâïļ
I'm a limited edition, like a unicorn riding a rainbow. ðĶð
Trying to adult, but I'm not sure where I left my manual. ðĪ·ââïļð
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. ðĢïļðĪ·ââïļ
Professional over-thinker and snack enthusiast. ðĪð
I put the "elusive" in "selfie." ðļðĪģ
Eternal optimist with a permanent craving for tacos. ðŪð
Living life one meme at a time. ððĨ
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ðð
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ð§ ðĪŠ
Singing in the shower like it's my sold-out concert. ðŋðĪ
Just a cupcake looking for her stud muffin. ð§ð°
Making people smile from ear to ear... with dad jokes. ð§ðĪĢ
Future ghost hunter and expert at eating without getting caught. ðŧðī
Mentally on a beach. Physically in bed. ðïļð
Professional procrastinator at your service. ðïļð
Living in a world of filters, puns, and coffee. âïļð
Making people question my sanity on a daily basis. ðĪŠð
Eating my feelings, one snack at a time. ðð
Bringing awkwardness to a whole new level. ðð
Professional napper and Netflix marathoner. ðĪðš
Serial plant killer trying to turn over a new leaf. ðąð
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now. ð ð
Mentally at the beach, physically in the office. ðïļðĐâðŧ
Living life like I'm the star of my own reality show. ððš
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on tacos and enjoy. ððŪ
Trying to adult, but I'm just a kid with bills. ðžð§
If I was a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber. ðĨð
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome. ðð
Procrastination is my middle name, but I'm too lazy to write it out. ð
Living my life like I stole it. And by "it," I mean the last slice of pizza. ðð
Professional snack critic and Netflix binger. ðŋðš
Making people smile from ear to ear... with dad jokes. ð§ðĪĢ
Sarcasm is my love language. Well, that and chocolate. ðŦð
Just a girl trying to make the world a better place through laughter. ððĪĢ
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. ðĪð
Living the dream... until my alarm clock rings. â°ðĪ
I like long walks to the fridge and lengthy naps. ððĪ
I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity. ðâïļ
I'm a limited edition, like a unicorn riding a rainbow. ðĶð
Trying to adult, but I'm not sure where I left my manual. ðĪ·ââïļð
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. ðĢïļðĪ·ââïļ
Professional over-thinker and snack enthusiast. ðĪð
I put the "elusive" in "selfie." ðļðĪģ
Eternal optimist with a permanent craving for tacos. ðŪð
Living life one meme at a time. ððĨ
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ðð
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ð§ ðĪŠ
Singing in the shower like it's my sold-out concert. ðŋðĪ
Just a cupcake looking for her stud muffin. ð§ð°
Making people smile from ear to ear... with dad jokes. ð§ðĪĢ
Future ghost hunter and expert at eating without getting caught. ðŧðī
Mentally on a beach. Physically in bed. ðïļð
Professional procrastinator at your service. ðïļð
Living in a world of filters, puns, and coffee. âïļð